Privacy Policy

We don't give your info to anyone except The Accountant. The Accountant then gives that back, with a tax bill. I really wish he'd stop, maybe go crazy or something, you know? Start billing me for his cat food and writing off toilet paper. Maybe a repairable write-off, like, a bit of tape and we're back on track sort of thing. Then it'd be an easy thing to mince digits with dockets and all of a sudden all my income becomes expenses and the government owes ME some money for a change, and I can blame the stickytape-crazed cat food man.